Actor loses ‘pogi factors’ over ‘hygiene difficulty’

Homosexual Veteran Artist (VA) has at all times wished to work with hunky Main Man (LM), so VA was greater than thrilled to lastly get solid in a star-studded undertaking that additionally options LM. VA was even happier when he learn the script and realized that he was going to work carefully with LM in some scenes.

VA quickly realized that apart from being simple on the attention, LM was additionally type and dependable on the set. However whereas he completed the manufacturing creating deeper respect for LM, VA stated that his crush on the latter has since “dissipated,” particularly after discovering one thing about his castmate. When requested what finally turned him off, VA reluctantly stated, “It’s a hygiene difficulty… Like Matinee Idol (MI) and Intense Actor (IA), LM’s breath stinks! Nakakabawas ng pogi factors.”

Now that might be a “deal-breaker” for us, too.

TOP OF THE TABLOIDS

This week’s high present biz information from the tabloids (and why we’re moved, if we’re moved):

John Lloyd Cruz (left) and Bea Alonzo —CONTRIBUTED

• John Lloyd Cruz might inamin tungkol sa kanila ni Bea Alonzo: ‘Para akong nagsisinungaling kung sasabihin kong…’ (‘Di nga, Lloydie?)

• Tropa ni Andrea Brillantes na si Bea Borres balak sampahan ng kaso si Ricci Rivero dahil sa isyu ng ‘kabit’? (Hmm. Seems to be like there’s extra to this story than we thought.)

• Hugot ni Julia Montes: ‘Sa dami nang nakakatrabaho natin, kung might real na tao… si Alden Richards ‘yun!’ (Peksman?)

Donny Pangilinan (left) and Belle Mariano —CONTRIBUTED

• Belle Mariano want makagawa ng horror film, recreation na recreation ring sumabak sa aksyon (From ‘Belle of the ball’ to ‘Jane of all trades’?)

• Hugot ni KC Concepcion sa mga lalaki: ‘Ayoko nang sinisigawan ako, ayoko yung nape-pressure at parang sinasakal ka na’ (So who’s she speaking about?)

• 10 entries sa MMFF 2023 ipalalabas din sa Hollywood, magkakaroon ng sariling awards evening at pink carpet (Let’s hope the fantastic lineup delivers on its promise.)

• Pagkatsugi agad ni Maricel Soriano sa ‘Pira-Pirasong Paraiso’ viral na, nagkaproblema nga ba sa manufacturing? (Nicely, what if the script simply requires it?)

• Ricardo Cepeda 1 week nang nakakulong, dinalaw ng mga kaibigan sa showbiz; anak kay Snooky nagsalita na rin sa estafa case (He did say he was simply an endorser. #Anyare?)

Pia Wurtzbach —BANDERA

• Pia Wurtzbach takot na takot midday sa mga pusa: ‘My gosh! Cats are really easy pala, you solely have to show them as soon as!’ (Weh. ‘Di nga?)

• PJ Abellana hindi pa rin kinakausap ni Carla: ‘Actually, hindi talaga nagtapat sa akin ang aking anak’ (Lagot!)